After toiling on his dissertation about mathematical optimisation methods for large-scale network design, Paul Khuong has spent the majority of his professional and hobbyist life reverse engineering and modernising C, C++, and Common Lisp legacy systems. When not engaged in code archaeology, Paul enjoys overfitting classic data structures and algorithms to contemporary computers, which lead to his work on linear Robin Hood hashing, on searching in sorted arrays and permutations thereof, and on abusing timesharing for even more asymmetric synchronisation.